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I was here for the book signing earlier, and I left my copy of Perry Marks's book. Actually, I left it with her, I'm kind of a friend, and I was wondering if you had any more copies, I'd like to get one.
Aisle nine, new section, lesbian feminist writers.
Lesbian writers?
Guess you're not a close friend, are you?
It must be hard to be mom. All those things you have to remember to tell your kids. Stuff that's hard to talk about, and they don't listen.
You're welcome.
Grownups. Sometimes I think there's no such thing.
[to Julia] I know that you've had some bad times with men, but that's not me. I'm not gay because I don't like men. I'm gay because I like women.
[to Kirsten] Correct me if I'm wrong, but in the not too distant past you had worked four years undergrad and three years into a Ph.D. for this. And I'm the reason that that went to waste. And I'm not gonna make that mistake again.
[to Perry] What I wanna know is why I'm like this walking target for drooling jerks. I mean, he could have grabbed you. And he didn't, and you know why? 'Cause you, like, exude 'Don't mess with me.'
[about Kirsten] Do you love her?
Of course I do.
Is she having any doubts?
No.
Then how can it be too risky jumping into a relationship that you both want?
Whoah whoah whoah, Josh, you have just said ten...ten supportive things to me in a row. Why are still so nice to me?
You really want to know? It's research, for a story I'm writing.
Oh.
Yeah, it's about this guy... sort of unprepossessing, neurotic, but in a good way, guy, who's got a problem.
Other than being neurotic?
Yeah. See, there's this woman. This mysterious, haunted, beautiful...
Okay.
...and he just can't stop asking her out, no matter how many time she says no. So my being nice to you is pure research.
You gotta hear this, okay, 'cause Kirsten and me - we're together. And that's changed too many times and it's not changing anymore.
Is that who I am? Sort of a mother, but not really. Maybe a wife, but not quite. I mean, is that me? 'Cause I don't know. Y'know, maybe I'm running away from that, maybe I'm afraid to feel happy in that role because I'm nineteen and I feel like I should want more for myself. Bailey, maybe I can't write this essay because I know exactly who I am, and I'm just afraid to say it out loud.
Each guy I've been with has sort of been the answer to the one who came before. It wasn't me choosing so much as ricocheting.
[to Perry] I love the way I feel when I'm with you, y'know. I love talking to you, and writing with you... even arguing with you has had its moments.
I'm gonna need a best man, someone I totally trust.
Best man. Charlie, don't do it, don't do that. I'll drive you nuts. We'll be at each other's throats.
Bailey, listen to me, I know what I want, all right. I want the perfect wedding. I want to walk down that aisle and I want to know someone who cares, like, way too much made sure that there's not one doily out of place. Now, who else can give me that besides you?
[to Bailey] I love you, so much. I really do. But I'm 19, and in college, and for me that means trying stuff out, like making mistakes. But mistakes where I can take an incomplete if things aren't working out, not mistakes where other people's lives are riding on what I choose.
I know what your feelings are, Charlie. I guess, sometimes I forget, maybe. But I've always known. So next year... tomorrow... I will marry you, whenever you want.
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