[to Julia] God, what was this whole year -- was this an experiment for you? 'Cause that's what it feels like. Like you've just been slumming around for a whole year. Got a couple of jobs, a marriage. And if that doesn't work out, you can always go back to school, 'cause that's what everyone thought you were gonna do anyway.... I'm not lucky like you, Julia. This is it for me.
“Free and Clear (2)” · Season 4, Episode 22
In this episode: Bailey Salinger (2), Julia Salinger (2), Sarah Reeves (2), Charlie Salinger (1), Griffin Holbrook (1), Daphne (1), Justin Thompson (1)
[about Griffin] It feels bad coming home to an empty house. Except it feels empty even when he's here.
Well, I guess you gotta decide which feels less bad.
What the devil have I done with my slippers?
Here are your slippers! And there, take your slippers and may never a day's luck with them.
What on earth?! What did you throw those slippers at me for?
Are you finding this really sad?
You mean Charlie's acting?
CSCharlie's Review
A word to Charlie Salinger, who according to the program is making his stage debut -- if you have a day job, sir, I beg you not to quit it. And if you don't have one, please get one immediately.
[to Charlie, about Daphne] That's who you're going to for career advice? Someone whose main source of income is taking their clothes off?
It's like we jumped into bed so we wouldn't have to talk, you know?
I'll take your word for it.
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