Fine! I will tell you the secret. Ben's dog is dying.
Lie.
Ben is dying. He has the same disease Larry has.
...
Leslie is dying-
No.
They're both dying.
No!
I'm dying.
...
Chris and Ann are moving.
They already moved.
They are moving again to China...town in France.
No!
Okay! Fine do you really wanna know?
Yes!
Leslie. Is. A spy.
No.
Tom has something wrong with his butt.
Oh my God.
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Parks and Recreation quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Parks and Recreation pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.