[to the camera] This is insane. Three kids?! I just multiplied all our future expenses by three, and you know what happened? The numbers got a lot higher. I think I heard the computer laugh at me. And Saperstein wants us to RELAX?!
[Leslie enters]
Are you ready to go, my gentle dove?
Oh, I will be there in two flaps of a butterfly's wing. And I love you.
[Leslie exits]
[to the camera] We are so fucking screwed.
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