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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Official and April in “Unfinished Business”

OOfficial

Of the 25 entrants today, only one has deemed himself worthy of a Sommelier Certificate.

April

Oh my God are you sure!? No way! Oh my God thank you! Thank you so much everyone! I think we can agree that all wine tastes the same and if you spend more than five dollars on wine you are very stupid.

OOfficial

Security!

[security begins to escort April out]

April

I just wanna thank all the people that got me here. Norbit. Uhh Pluto Nash. All the Klumps...

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