Ann Arbor!? Sounds disgusting!
She already has family there and I have a new job lined up at the University of Michigan. Go Blue!
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It's a good town and it's a great place to raise a family.
What is great about it!? There's no JJ's Diner there! There's no "Welcome to Pawnee" sign! I mean the stupid state is split up into two pieces! It's ridiculous!
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