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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Leslie and April in “Unfinished Business”

April, I got a present for you. [holding a basket full of lotion bottles]

I don't like lotion. I like my hands to be cracked and calloused like a railway worker.

I know. I filled the bottles with fake blood, vinegar, and mud.

[smiles] Really? Thanks.

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