You OK, boss?
No, not really. I know I should be focusing on this cleanup, but all I think about is Ben laughing in a helicopter with Hot Rebecca.
Who's Hot Rebecca?
She's just this jealousy amalgam I created. [Andy stares confused] I combined all of the giant dark-haired smartphone power goddesses into one woman called Hot Rebecca.
Oooh.
I mean Ben's life is filled with senators and briefings and Super PACs. I can't even get a meeting with some bureaucrat.
[laughing] I don't even know what a bureaucrat is. Everything is gonna be fine with you and Ben because if I know Ben, he too is an amalgam.
No.
Yeah. Point is you're better than Hot Rebecca. You're Kickass Leslie. Long distance relationships are never easy but you never ever give up on stuff.
Thanks.
That's what makes you...
Nope.
...an amalgam. Nailed it.
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