Why are you here eating alone?
I'm not. I'm surrounded by friends. Friends I don't know yet. And I'm engrossed in this book. It's the true story of a woman born with no arms and no legs who attempted to swim the English Channel.
That's impossible.
Oh, she drowned immediately. It's kind of a sad story.
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