Hey, Kris Kross, can we change up the music? It kinda sounds like the end of a movie about a monk who killed himself.
It is.
Listen man! There's some attractive women here! Why don't you rebound!?
Nobody here compares to Millicent. Except maybe Jerry. Technically, they share 50% of the same DNA. [starts staring longingly at Jerry]
Stop staring at Jerry like that!
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