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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Tom and Chris in “Unfinished Business”

Hey, Kris Kross, can we change up the music? It kinda sounds like the end of a movie about a monk who killed himself.

It is.

Listen man! There's some attractive women here! Why don't you rebound!?

Nobody here compares to Millicent. Except maybe Jerry. Technically, they share 50% of the same DNA. [starts staring longingly at Jerry]

Stop staring at Jerry like that!

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