How are you?
Well it's Valentine's Day and I'm single and I'm at a couple's dance. Can't imagine a more depressing place to be!
How about a wedding where you used to go out with the groom and you're the only one there without a date so the bride makes you dance to 'Single Ladies' by yourself?
Oh my God did that happen to you?
Maybe! Let's get a drink!
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