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S1 E15

Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Leslie and Tom in “Unfinished Business”

Hey! You stole the nipple king! Thanks a lot traitor!

I'm sorry I just needed to ask him about this one thing but we're all good now. What if I just introduce you for your speech?

I have a better idea. Why don't you go over to one of your rugs and sit on your own face!?

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