Hey Ron, good to see ya! Weren't you a pirate last year?
Yes. This is my Halloween costume. Andrew are you aware that your bathroom faucet is leaking?
Are you kidding me?! I just stuffed a sock in it yesterday! What else do they want me to do?
There's an exposed wire above the bathtub as well.
Oh yeah shock wire! I call it that cause if you take a shower and you touch the wire, YOU DIE!
...Yes that is accurate.
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