I think I speak on behalf of the entire world when I say we need to know the truth about where you were born.
Okay. Well-
Leslie, let me handle this. Does it really matter? I mean how many of you were actually born in Pawnee?
[everyone in the room except Chris raises their hand]
..Fair enough.
No matter what you heard ma'am, I was born here.
If you were so born here, then where's your birth certificate?
Well I don't carry my birth certificate around with me-
Why!? Because you're hiding something!? You should go back where you came from!
I am back from where I came from!
That sentence was confusing! You might as well be from China!
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