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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Ron and Leslie in “Unfinished Business”

[Ron bolts out of the office past Leslie, then turns back to her]

Ron

Knope, follow me.

Leslie

Just one second.

Ron

NOW.

[Ron grabs Leslie's chair and wheels it down the hallway]

Leslie

Ron! Hey, whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa, Ron-Ron-Ron-Ron-Ron, what's going on?

Ron

My ex-wife is back.

[Ron grabs a footrest off the shoe shine stand]

Leslie

Yeah, I saw her in the courtyard.

Ron

No, my other ex-wife Tammy - Tammy One.

[Leslie gasps]

Ron

I have accrued 228 personal days. Starting now, I am using all of them. While I'm gone, you're in charge.

[Ron plunges the footrest into the wall, steps up, removes an air grate and retrieves a large bag of survival equipment marked "Tammy One" from the duct]

Ron

Also, I keep a sizable supply of ground chuck in my desk. Remove it, or it will begin to smell. Godspeed.

[Ron runs down the hall at full speed, plowing into Jerry in the process.]

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