So how do you wanna do this? Burn it publicly or burn it privately and I put the footage on my blog...
You've made your point okay? Look this painting is very important to me. It doesn't need to hang in a government building, just let me take it home and we'll keep it there. What do you say?
I say this painting is going to burn. First here, then in Hell. [Pulls out parking stub] Do I need to get this validated?
I don't...I don't know...
No? Okay then great I'm just gonna pull my car around and you can load it in the back.
No!
[Leslie grabs the painting and takes off running with it]
Hey! Come back here!
Make me stag! I am Diaphena!
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