Alright, switching gears here now, we got Leslie Knope and Tom Harverfart and Ben Wyatt, and they're in the hizzy to talk about an upcoming event called the Harvest Festival.
Well, The Douche, it's a Pawnee tradition, and it's where fun meets awesome...meets agriculture. And it is gonna be next month right here in Pawnee and - spoiler alert - it's gonna have the best corn maze ever.
You lost your virginity in a corn maze, didn't you Douche?
Oh, that's right - to your mom!
[China Joe plays a sound effect of a woman moaning and going "Crazy Ira, clean your room!"]
There's also going to be hay rides.
"Hey, ride me!" is what Crazy Ira's mom said.
[China Joe plays more moaning sounds]
China Joe, you are a poet!
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