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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

April and Ann in “Unfinished Business”

I want another nurse.

Well there are none. We're stretched pretty thin right now.

Then I want a janitor. They can do what you do right?

Yep. Nurses and janitors are totally interchangeable.

Except no-one dresses up like a janitor when they wanna be slutty.

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