Twenty-six certificates, plaques, ribbons, trophies, medals and miscellany certifying that I am the kind of person who deserves recognition for her achievements. What do you have Ron!?
I have the Dorothy Everytime Smurf girl trophy for excellence in female stuff.
Dorothy Everton Smyth! I swear to God...
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