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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Leslie and Jerry in “Unfinished Business”

It's not just a job, gang. We're gonna learn a lot from these seniors. Some of them have been married for half a century. And, no offense, but everybody here is terrible at love. [points to Tom] Divorced, [points to April] dating a gay guy, [points to Ron] divorced twice, [points to Ann and Mark] jury's still out on you two, [points to Jerry] and Jerry, who knows.

I've been happily married for 28 years. You've met my wife Gayle many times.

Whatever.

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