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Parks and Recreation · Season 1, Episode 15

Ann, Man #1 and others in “Unfinished Business”

[After Ann's presentation at the public forum]

Any questions?

M1Man #1

If sugar's so bad how come Jesus made it taste so good?

Uh... [turns to someone else] Yes?

WWoman

But isn't all food bad for you? I've been eating lasagna and muffins everyday of my life for 40 years and I feel terrible.

Right. [turns to someone else]

M2Man #2

What's so bad about corn syrup? It's natural. Corn's a fruit. Syrup comes from a bush.

Oh boy. [turns to someone else]

M3Man #3

How do we know you're really a nurse?

I am I promise. I work at St. Joe's.

M3Man #3

Well the point is my friend thinks you're cute. Gimme your number so he can have it.

Yeah that's not gonna happen.

M3Man #3

Can I have your email address? I just got on AOL.

Oh my God. No!

M4Man #4

I think we oughtta throw those bars out and eat ham and mayonnaise sandwiches.

That's not a good idea.

M4Man #4

Ham and mayonnaise! Ham and mayonnaise! [starts a chant]

[to Leslie] Oh my God I can't believe you do this every week.

I'm actually encouraged! The questions are more relevant than usual!

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