[Leslie and Ann are at the library]
I hate it here, this place is evil.
I think these are the only two films that say Sweetums on the label.
Yeah well let's take em both. We might find something interesting. Here just stick em under my shirt. We'll just walk out
They have sensors! Just check them out it's free.
[They walk up to the front desk]
Hi Marcy.
Leslie! Are they finally teaching you parks people how to read? Oh I guess not! It's a movie.
You're pretty cocky for someone who's job is obsolete because of the internet.
...Let's see. Hmm you seem to have a $40 late fee on a book called MYSTERIES OF THE FEMALE ORGASM.
NO I DON'T!
Yeah. You do.
...Ann grab the movies! GO! GO! GO! GO!
[Leslie makes a huge mess as she and Ann run away]
PUNK ASS BOOK JOCKEYS!
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