You know Leslie the Superbowl's in a couple months. I usually watch it with my brothers. Maybe you could come by at halftime and shoot me in the head.
Ron, I'm really sorry that I ruined your weekend.
Well perhaps the next time I'm enjoying some alone time in the men's restroom, you could invite yourself into my stall and shoot me in the head.
Look if there's anything I can do to make it up to you-
Sure. How bout you shoot me in the head! Oh wait! You already did that!
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