So would you like to be in the room when I tell her it's over or would you rather wait outside?
In the room. I don't want her to think I'm a wimp.
Here's the ground rules: Don't talk to her, do not make eye contact with her, don't believe anything she says. Just sit there like a potted plant. Can you do that?
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