Of course that bitch of an ex-wife is working for the library now. That is perfect! The worst person in the world working at the worst place in the world.
I have to go talk to her and you need to give me something I can use. Does she have any weaknesses?
No.
What do you mean no? Everybody has a weakness.
Not machines. I honestly believe that she was programmed by someone in the future to come back and destroy all happiness.
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