Stocking and Panty in “Unfinished Business”

Stocking

JESUS! You always have to fuck up everything, don't you!? This is my room. Your's looks like a hooter's asshole exploded! Look at your toilet! Look at your bathtub! Look at what you put in your mouth and I'm not just talking about dick! You're nothing but a filthy, ho-bagging thief!

Panty

Remember that time when I told you to relax? You need some inner fucking peace.

Stocking

I do not understand how I can ever be related to you.

Panty

[holds a bag of Death Babanero spicy chips] Try these, chica. I'll let you steal some of my food if that'll make you feel better. We cool? [Stocking puts the bag to the ground, where Chuck gets fire breath from the chips] Look, hooker, I'm trying to be fucking nice here.

Stocking

You know I don't like spicy food!

Panty

You do realize that if you only eat sweet shit, you're going to end up a Fatty McFatterson.

Stocking

Whatever! Here's a newsflash, Flatty McFlatterson, all the weight I gain goes straight to my boobs and I am okay with that!

Panty

Yeah, and your nipples are the size of dinner plates. Mine are small, fierce, and oh, God, are they sensitive!

Stocking

You like guys who freak out over your titters. I say titters because your boobs are so small, they actually make me laugh.

Panty

Ah. It's cool. Your tits keep you from looking like a little girl. I get it. Then, when he gives you candy, you won't feel like you're hooking up with a pedophile.

Stocking

You mean like that idiotic muscle-head piece of shit you keep on the back burner? Oh, by the way, I diddled him. I diddled him real hard and he said I was the best fuck he had ever had. Way better than you. Not that he should procreate, but I would totally have his abortion.

Panty

Well, I fucked that little masochist freak you like so much! He was tying me in up, so, heads up, Buttercup! His fatass was all jiggly, just like your fancy pudding and giant skin sacks! Keep your mouth off my things!

Stocking

Likewise, bitch!