"Innocent yet sexy are the words most commonly used to describe the luscious, young sex symbol who has recently made a comeback. No more dangling babies over balconies or breaking windows, Panty has made a fresh new start." Shitballs, she is not that innocent. Come on. I just had a puddingasm! That sticky goo in my mouth all day! She's here, ten thousand years later. Whore. How's it going over there, Panty?
Just dandy. Hey, remember that time you made a really fucked up commercial?
[from commercial] Glaze my doughnut. Eat my doughnut. I got a doughnut for you!
Hahahaha! Fuck him with a chainsaw, girl! That was hilarious! Haha!
Suck a cow tit, skank!
Only if you're serving it with your glazed doughnut holes. Too bad you got fired.
I wasn't fired. I just refused to sell out, unlike some whores I know. I prefer to keep it on the D.O. I don't wanna fuck up our premiere unlike you.
Fine. Sit there and flick it while my pampered white ass gets famous without ya!
That reminds me. Make sure to warn the ushers at the movie to leave an extra seat for that pampered ass to spread out.
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