TV QuotesDatabase
1 SEASON

TV show quotes

Ozark quotes

112 quotes · page 8 of 8

Ozark
All S1

S1 E15Unfinished Business

ADAsshole Driver

[honking excessively]

Okay, all right, that'll do it.

Marty! Marty!

You, asshole, get out of your fucking car and come tell me what the fucking problem is.

Marty!

Wendy.

What are you doing?

For once in your life listen to me and get back inside.

What are you gonna do? You're gonna punch the guy?

I just might. What's the problem?

ADAsshole Driver

How about you learn how to fucking drive?

Oh, hey, you!

Come show me how.

[to the asshole] Shut the fuck up. Get back in your car.

ADAsshole Driver

Bitch, fuck off.

What?

Hey, talk to her like that one more time, I make a single phone call and have you killed.

ADAsshole Driver

What the fuck did you just say?

You heard me. Want me to repeat it?

Get back in your fucking car.

ADAsshole Driver

Fuck you, bitch.

Oh, suck my cock, asshole!

[punches asshole driver] Shit! [gets in a fight with asshole driver, Marty keeps beating the asshole until bystanders stop the fight, then walks off]

I've been in the system somewhere since I was three years old crawling around through cat flaps for my daddy. Yeah. The judge is gonna take one look at me and know exactly what I am.

Ruth, you own half the land in the county. You operate an almost successful motel. You are a goddamn redneck success story.

JRJim Rattelsdorf

Jesus, even I stopped short of massive fucking election fraud.

[Learning Ruth took the casino] Of course she did. I mean, what else can we do today? Oh, I know. I know. Maybe I'll be impaled by a tree, and I can lose an eye, and then I can be childless and hunted by a fucking Mexican drug cartel. And I don't know, oh, what the fuck, I can wear a-a patch like a fucking pirate.

MSMel Sattem

You don't get it, do you? You don't get to win. You don't get to be the Kochs or the Kennedys or whatever fucking royalty you people think you are. World doesn't work like that.

Since when?

[to Wendy] You're their mom. If they don't wanna be with you, I can't control that. So, if I keep my end, you'll tell Marty to call off Narco Bitch.

These quotes come from Wikiquote's Ozark pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.