They say that every snowflake is diffrent. But how can they really be sure? I mean, think of all the snowflakes that have fallen all over the world throughout Earth's history. The Law of Averages dictate that at least two of them had to be similar. Like human beings, like the men in Oz, even if they start out unique, they all end up the same.
S4 E13Blizzard Of 01
I ain't gonna apologize for who I am or what I done, all right? Do I wish things had been diffrent? Sure. Do I wish we'd lived on one of those fancy homes on Kellogg Boulevard? Sure. But I don't hope and I don't dream. I take a shit in this world, I see reality and I make the best of it.
For the first time, I know who I am, my true self, the thing I was born to do. I can change the world.
When I was 10 years old, I wanted a real job.
You wanted a paper route.
Right. But instead, you had me selling smack.
Well, you got to learn the business.
Why? Why did I need to learn how to sell drugs?
Because we didn't have any other options back then. Let me tell you something. I ain't going to apologize for who I am or what I done, all right? Do I wish things had been better? Sure. Do I wish we'd been born in one of them fancy mansions up there on Kellogg Boulevard? Sure. But I don't hope and I don't dream. I take a shit in this world, I see reality and I make the best of it.
You ain't got to tell me about reality. I live in Oz. I live in this chair. And I wouldn't be here if you'd let me have the goddammed motherfucking paper route.
Bachelor parties are one part alcohol, one part strippers. We're in short supply of both.
S4 E14Orpheus Descending
Back in the old Greek times there lived a man named Orpheus. Loved his wife, took it easy on the Ouzo, played a mean guitar. Upstanding guy. So what the almighty gods do? They fucked with him. Made his life Hades. Why? 'Cause that's what those in power do to those of us with none
Love conquers all? Never has, never will.
Basil, you taking Yood's side against mine?
Yeah, why shouldn't I?
'Cause of what he is and what we are.
What you are is a fuckwad.
Hey, what's up, half-dick?
Fuckin' Mick! Fuck hey! Hey, fuck!
TSTravis Smith
Hey! Get in there!
Here you go, Alvarez.
Stupid fuck.
Hey, Smith.
TSTravis Smith
Yeah?
Jenkins don't look so hot, man.
TSTravis Smith
What do you mean? Oh! [Jenkins is hanging in his cell]
Guess he won't be eating his chicken nuggets.
TSTravis Smith
Ah, sh...
Who's he?
CPChucky Pancamo
Padraic Connolly. That's all we need in this place, another dumb fuckin' spud-eating Mick.
S4 E15Even the Score
YYood
(after knocking Howell down a flight of stairs) Maybe I got lucky and she's dead.
Yo! Sorry about what happened to Leroy Tidd, or Ooga booga, or whatever the fuck you called him.
[Said starts pounding on Robson]
You fucking nigger!
NIGGER! You wanna see the nigger in me!
[pounding intensifies]
You wanna SEE the nigger in ME!
[continues beating Robson to a pulp]
[in the hospital] That spade motherfuckin', that cock motherfuck, motherfuckin' NIGGER!
[cut to Muslims]
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