Groves and Mukada in “God's Chillin'”

Wait, Father, maybe I'm a convert.

Mukada

You can't become a Catholic just to get out of the hole. Come on.

No, no, wait. I've been reading a lot since I got here about different faiths and yours is pretty nifty.

Mukada

Catholicism is nifty?

You have that whole mystical transabstentiation bit going.

Mukada

That's right. The Eucharist becomes the body of Christ.

So you're actually eating his flesh and drinking his blood.

Mukada

That's right.

Now how can I not get behind a religion like that?