Can I go to Daisy’s sleepover?
No.
But why?
Because sleepovers are the invention of the devil.
But you let me go to Alexa’s sleepover…
Yes. And you watched The Hills Have Eyes and you didn’t sleep for six months. And then, when we drove to Bristol, you said the Cotswolds were staring at you.
But you always go out.
We haven’t been out for… (thinks) Nine months!
You went out that time not long ago…
To your parent’s evening.
Yes, but when you came in you smelled like pub.
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