Orphan Black · Season 1
How can you be my Auntie Alison? My mum doesn't have any sisters. My mum doesn't even have a mum.
Well it's very complicated. Um, but Kira, I'm sorry about this, but it's very important you keep it a secret, right? Promise?
Get ready for bedtime, Kira, love. Up and go. Get your PJ's.
Ah, pinkies?
Bye, mummy.
Colin is the first nice boy I've met in ages.
What, like six weeks?
No. At least eight.
Alison, you need to take a deep breath.
I hate yoga.
[Alison calling Sarah] Oh, brilliant. Invite her too. Then maybe we can all cuddle up with Weight Watchers and Grey's Anatomy.
Divorces do really strange things to normals, Sarah. They lose their fake happiness, they forget the way to the mall, and then they come downtown to find themselves.
I need to change. Fetch me something gay.
[to the people in Alison's house] Felix. Gay friend.
Acting coach.
Oh, that's perfectly fine here.
Which one?
[Alison takes out a pill bottle] Hey! Share-zies? [Alison gives him a pill]
[to Cosima when Delphine arrives] It's Delphine. She's got baggage.
It's your phone. Well it's Beth's phone actually. So help me wrap my head around this.
Art, if you're hearing this you've found the body. It's not Beth. It's me. My name is Sarah Manning and you're about the only person I trust to figure the whole thing out.
Sarah, my partner killed herself and I didn't see it coming. Help me. Help Beth. I know you care.
There's a reason we look exactly the same, Art. Why the prints match and the DNA is screwed up. But you have to promise to protect me and my daughter.
I will if that's what you need, I promise.
Cosima [quoting message found in the clone DNA] : THIS ORGANISM AND DERIVATIVE GENETIC MATERIAL IS RESTRICTED INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY.
Holy shit, what's with the balls of your thumbs, they're so bouncy.
Felix, are you high?
Well I didn't know there was going to be a huge emergency, did I?
I'm doing a musical.
Oh my God, not Cats.
I have a friend. Let's call him Ramon.
You know a gun dealer named Ramon?
He's a gun enthusiast. He has many jobs, he's very hard working.
Hey, can I borrow your phone?
Can I touch your boob?
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