Alison quotes from Orphan Black

I just want some answers.

[in the shack cutting up oranges for the kids, to Sarah] Are you out of your mind? How dare you show your face in front of my children. How did you find me?

The German had your address. I've got what you wanted, I have her briefcase.

Idiot! Do you even know who you're talking to? Hmm? Where is Beth?

Uh, she's dead.

What?

I'm sorry, she killed herself.

No. No, she wouldn't do that. That's impossible.

I'm sorry, I saw her do it.

No, that can't be.

I can explain. My name's Sarah.

I don't care who you are. Why Lord? Why me? I never wanted any part of this. Do I wear a huge "Kick me" sign on my back?

Please, just tell me, who are we to each other.

Are you kidding me? I'm not doing that. Nope, that is not my responsibility. You need to get out of here. Go, and wait for a call.

Hey, tell me what the hell —

Let go! Don't touch me — this is my neighborhood. You wait for a call. Oh, and hide your ugly face, on the way out of here!

Bitch.

[brandishing a gun] Be quiet, my kids are sleeping.

You're gonna shoot me while your kids are sleeping?

You wake them or show your face, yes, I will shoot you.

Well, I've never known a blood relation, but being your twin certainly sucks.

You really have no idea do you?

Bloody hell.

We talked on the phone.

How many of us are there?

Can we get back to Beth please? Suicide? I don't accept that. This one is some sort of low-life grifter. How do we know she didn't push her?

Oi, I already told you — I didn't wanna be her. I got stuck. I was running from my own shit.

I can only imagine.

Alison. I'm very sorry about Beth. Okay. But she was …losing it — like clinically.

She was a cop. She had tools. If she couldn't cope, I mean —mmph.

Look, can you just tell me what the hell this is?

[from her crafting room] Don't tell her anything.

Short answer? No.

How are we all related?

We're not!

Well, we are, by nature. She's referring to nurture.

Just give us the briefcase you got from the German.

I'm not giving you shit until you give me some answers.

You don't rate answers.

Alison…

Fine. She wants in? [steps towards Sarah angrily] We're clones! We're someone's experiment and they're killing us off! Is that helpful? Hmm?

Mommy?

Gemma!

Who are those ladies?

D'd'd… They're just mommy's friends.

Sorry. I wanted to float that whole clone thing a lot softer.

Kira

Where's my mum? [scene shifts to her mother]

[speaking into her phone recorder] Art, if you're hearing this, you found a body. It's not Beth. It's me. My name is Sarah Manning and you're about the only person I trust to figure the whole thing out. [scene shifts back to Kira and Alison]

Kira, your mother couldn't be here, right now.

Kira

Why?…

Because she is out there right now, doing something 'very brave'. She's making sure everything is safe. So you two can be together. [scene shifts to Sarah confronting Helena in Maggie Chen's apartment with her gun drawn]

I'm unarmed.

Turn around. Turn around! All the way! Kneel. I'm guessing you know how.

This isn't necessary.

Kneel down!

You're different from the others.

Yeah. I am. [punches her in stomach] You wanted to talk, let's talk.

I think I'm dying.

Yeah? I think I'll watch.

Where did you come from?

I came out of the woodwork. Where did you come from?

God sent me.

Right. So you don't know either.

You don't know God.

This God? The one branded on your friend Maggie Chen?

Maggie helped make you. Then she saw the light and came to our side.

Beth killed her to protect us…?

I can save you.

Right —  'cause we have a connection.

I can see light in you.

There's a light in all of us.

No. NO! The others — poor copies of God's image of human beings!

But not you? You're special? [Helena smiles] They told you you were the original didn't they?… Your people — it's not true what they said. We're genetic identicals.

Let me save you.

You, me, Beth, the German you killed, were all made the same. Whoever told you different hates you as much as they hate us.

You're wrong.

What happened to you, Helena? [Helena approaches her] Stay back.

[presses Sarah's gun to her forehead] Can you feel it?

[pushes Helena towards the window] Go! Run!

You do feel it.

Kira

How can you be my Auntie Alison? My mum doesn't have any sisters. My mum doesn't even have a mum.

Well it's very complicated. Um, but Kira, I'm sorry about this, but it's very important you keep it a secret, right? Promise?

Get ready for bedtime, Kira, love. Up and go. Get your PJ's.

Ah, pinkies?

Kira

Bye, mummy.

Alison, you need to take a deep breath.

I hate yoga.

Felix

[to the people in Alison's house] Felix. Gay friend.

Acting coach.

Oh, that's perfectly fine here.

Felix

Which one?

Felix

Holy shit, what's with the balls of your thumbs, they're so bouncy.

Felix, are you high?

Felix

Well I didn't know there was going to be a huge emergency, did I?

I'm doing a musical.

Felix

Oh my God, not Cats.

I have a friend. Let's call him Ramon.

Felix

You know a gun dealer named Ramon?

He's a gun enthusiast. He has many jobs, he's very hard working.