Sarah quotes from Orphan Black

Hey, can I borrow your phone?

Can I touch your boob?

Mrs. S has loads of secrets. Some of them are good, yeah?

Kira

Maybe, but I don't think so.

Felix

You brought us here on purpose. You wanted Kira to meet her father.

I didn't even know he'd be here, Fee.

Felix

Bollocks! That is bollocks, Sarah, and you know it. For eight years. Eight years you pretended you didn't know who he was? You let me narrow it down to Ziggy the drummer or that guy that you met in Orange County, at that bar.

What's the first rule of war, Fe?

Felix

Don't mix your camouflage?

Oi! Just... just... just get her something to wear, please?

Felix

Fine. I'm sure I've got a Ukrainian folk costume in here, somewhere. [Helena hisses at Felix] Oh, god!

Hey! Hey hey hey. You treat him with respect. You got it? That's my brother. Which means he's one of our sisters. Family. You get it, meathead?

Do not call me this.

Do you understand, Helena?

He is sestra?

Felix

Oh, god.