Young love: they have no idea what they're in for.
It doesn't always end badly.
Oh, said the man whose wife sleeps in her mother's bed to the prisoner whose brand-new divorce certificate is her most prized possession.
You gotta believe in something. Why not love?
Because "happily ever after" was invented for the storybooks, so kids reach breeding age without killing themselves.
So, love is the lie we tell ourselves so we don't go extinct? That's pretty bleak, Red, even for you.
Oh, and you caught me on a glass-half-full day.
So, you don't think there's someone out there you're meant to be with?
Of course I do. Everybody has a soul mate. But they're usually on the other side of the bars, or the wall, or the planet from you. That's the way the universe works.
You're not gonna be in prison forever. You got a future to think about.
Our ships passed too late in the night for one of them to change course, Sam.
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