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Orange Is the New Black · Season 1, Episode 15

Natalie "Fig" Figueroa and Joe Caputo in “Unfinished Business”

NFNatalie "Fig" Figueroa

Pearson quit? You have the chance for a promotion, and you're going limp?

Joe Caputo

Even if I wanted his job, and I don't, it's a lateral move.

NFNatalie "Fig" Figueroa

A lateral move with more pay?

Joe Caputo

Yes. It's a promotion. But I'm not gonna capitalize on Burset. I'm gonna fight for her.

NFNatalie "Fig" Figueroa

Why?

Joe Caputo

Because I wear protection, so I haven't caught whatever form of syphilis you have that caused your soul to rot.

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