[Piper has stepped out of the shower, and passes Stella, who is combing her hair, stark naked]
Hey, boss lady.
Hey! Um... [awkwardly trying to avert her gaze] You look comfortable.
I like to air dry. Sensitive skin. And these towels are the fucking worst.
Oh yeah, they're the worst.
How does it feel being a magnate?
No, I'm not really...
Today'd panty smuggler, tomorrow's Fortune 500. Sisters are doing it for themselves.
You're too young to know that song!
[confused] What song?
Never mind.
So, how's your first shipment doing?
We'll know soon.
You must be psyched.
It's really nice how supportive you are.
[smiles] Whatever.
[By this point, Piper has changed her mind, and decided to get a good look at Stella instead, so she awkwardly tries to prolong the conversation]
I was thinking, and I... I think you'd actually be a really great... person to ask about this. I'm thinking the spicy chicken packets might be worth more than the regular chicken packets, because they are certainly proving to be the most popular.
Mm... Sounds like quite a pickle.
Mm-hmm, yes.
I'm sure you'll figure out what you want. [She walks right up to Piper, who quickly steps to one side, out of her way] I have every confidence in you. [Heads back to shower] All right, who stole my towel?
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