I read over that test. Where did you come up with that?
Oh, I just, uh, pulled that off the Internet.
Some kind of new assessment technique?
Um, it was, like, a... personality quiz or something. I don't even know. We didn't even read 'em. Jones just pulled 40 out of a pile randomly and those were the winners.
That's your system? Random selection?
My system is to make the ladies think that there is a system so they don't hate us for not getting the job, they're mad at themselves for not having what it takes.
But you reviewed the files of the women you selected, right? I mean, made sure there were no risks in that job placement?
We'll have COs on post. We've had a lot of success with this model.
I have to tell you that our model for not allowing violent criminals to work with sharp tools or arsonists in the kitchen hasn't been so bad either.
You're right. No, I totally get it. You're right. I think what we'll do is we'll send you the list, and then if there are any red flags, you can send those back to us and we'll adjust accordingly. Good thinking, Caputo. Thanks a lot. I feel really lucky you're here.
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