Are you not happy being a nun?
No! I love being a nun. If I seem prideful, it's only because I love the work I do and because I'm really good at it.
By your own estimation. There is a page in your book I'd like to read for you. "I have never heard Christ clearly in my heart. Either my heart's hard of hearing, or Christ can be a bit of a mumbler, and so I've learned to trust in my own moral instincts".
It's a joke. I'm comparing my marriage to Christ to a typical marriage.
"But it wasn't my moral instincts that led me to Nicaragua in the summer of '88. It was a young freedom fighter named Carlos.
Okay -
"With rock-hard abs under his jungle fatigues, Carlos was revolutionary in more ways than one and overthrowing the Sandinistas was not his only objective" -
Okay, now, that chapter's there for the mommy book-club crowd. They need a little beefcake with their politics!
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