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Orange Is the New Black · Season 1, Episode 15

Sam Healy and Natalie "Fig" Figueroa in “Unfinished Business”

Sam Healy

Another holiday. Can you believe this?

NFNatalie "Fig" Figueroa

I can, because I have eyes. And a calendar. Healy, if you ever call an inmate's family again with your lesbian witch hunt shit, I will destroy you, your mail order bride will leave you, and you will never work again. Get some fucking therapy, man.

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