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Orange Is the New Black · Season 1, Episode 15

George "Pornstache" Mendez and Piper Chapman in “Unfinished Business”

GMGeorge "Pornstache" Mendez

No Thanksgiving suicides! Chapman, what are we not to do on this day of thanks?

Piper Chapman

Commit suicide?

GMGeorge "Pornstache" Mendez

Exactly.

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