[When Arnie collapses from his "heart attack".]
Don't panic. I am a doctor. Stand aside, stand aside, let the dog see the rabbit. (checks Arnie's pulse) Oh yes, very nasty he needs an operation. (searches Arnie's pockets for the key to his handcuff)
He's not a doctor. He's mugging the poor man.
[A large Greek man steps forward and grabs Boycie by the lapels.]
Oi!
You... (punches Boycie on the nose)
Call the police.
Yes madam, I call the police.
It's all right they'll be no need. I am an officer of the law.
(looking at Del's height) Policemen are taller than that.
I'm a small town policeman. All right sunshine you are knicked. (grabs Boycie and takes him out of the restaurant) Come on, out you go! Rest assured madam when we get him down the police station, we'll give him a bloody good hiding. Come on you!
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