No chance of that happening with Rodney, is there? World War III! This plonker can't even get Channel Three!
Have you actually read the instructions to your video recorder?
No, I haven't actually read them. Why?
Well why don't you do that small thing, Derek? I think you'll find it really interesting, because we have instructions in German, Spanish, French and Italian and not one single word in English. And that's why your machine don't work. It was made strictly for sale in Europe.
But we are in Europe. We're in the common market, aren't we?
Yes, I know that, but we have a different electrical system to the rest of Europe. And that's why your machine's on the blink. Its components are burning out. It is what's technically known as "knackered."
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