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Only Fools and Horses · Season 1, Episode 15

Del and Albert in “Unfinished Business”

Australia! Where the men are men.

So are the women...

What's that supposed to mean?

Albert Last time I was over there, the only way you could tell the sexes, was the men spit further.

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