[After Del accidentally reveals that he was pretending to be paralyzed to make Rodney feel guilty.]
Rodney, I was up there for three hours, Three bloody hours! I did a loop-the-loop over Dymchurch. Little kids were pointing, "There goes a spaceman, a spaceman!" Finally, when I had just given up hope, I cluttered into an aerial thing, and fell 50 foot to the ground. It was only by the grace of God, that I landed on something soft!
Yeah, I can see the bruising on your head.
No, it was not my head, I landed on a very unfortunate and very unsuspecting courting couple!
You're kidding!
I wish I was! Due to your vicious mind and general "wally-ness", they've had to put their wedding back by six months! And I've had to pay for a new sun-roof in their Sierra! And that's regardless of what Radio Rentals are gonna do me for the aerial!
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