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Only Fools and Horses · Season 1, Episode 15

Del and Rodney in “Unfinished Business”

[Del, Rodney, and Grandad think that they have accidentally killed Corinne's canary.]

Del

We gotta think of a way out of this.

Rodney

I got it! We could say it was caused by paint fumes.

Del

Paint fumes? When Corinne comes back in here, she's gonna find her kettle's been knackered, her kitchen's been turned into a Turkish bath and she's got a Kentucky Fried Canary at the bottom of her cage. And we're gonna say it's paint fumes?

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