(Following a police chase, Del angrily returns home. He slams the flat door and throws a suitcase across the room.)
Had a good day, Del?
(Del throws his cap on the floor in anger)
Oh, good day?! Good day?! Oh, the best Grandad! The very bloody best! I've been chased by a gendarme, attacked by Pussycat Willum, almost caught rabies and it's all this dipstick's fault!
[entering the flat] Oh, he don't half exaggerate.
Exaggerate?! You should have been with me in that alley, Rodney! It was like Call of the Wild! Why didn't you warn me that copper was coming?!
Because I didn't see him!
You didn't see him?! What do you want me to get you, radar or something?!
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