[Rodney is looking for crimes to report at the tenants' meeting.]
Well, why don't you tell them what happened to poor Rita Alldridge then?
Yes! Good idea! What happened to Rita Alldridge then?
Last Friday night she was indecently assaulted over by the adventure playground.
No! Did she report it?
Yeah, I saw her this morning, she'd just been down the police station.
Right. There you are, you see; that's exactly the sort of thing... Hang on a minute, if this happened on Friday night, how come it's taken her 'til Wednesday to report it?
Because she didn't know she'd been indecently assaulted until this morning when the bloke's cheque bounced.
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