Del and Grandad in “Unfinished Business”

Del

(after Rodney goes on a date with a policewoman) One minute you're walking along quite nicely, and the next minute... Whack! Life jumps out and gives you sobering thoughts.

Grandad

Oh, I've had a lot of sobering thoughts in my time, Del Boy. It were them that started me drinking.

Del

Yeah, I can understand that. The boy's grown into a man. I don't, I don't feel as needed as I used to be. Soon he'll, he'll fly the nest! But you know what the most sobering thought of the lot is? One wrong word from that plonker Rodney and I could end up doing five years!