Brooke Davis quotes from One Tree Hill

Brooke

Hey, I want you to know that I'm here for you and whatever you need and if she's not home, I might actually give you a sponge bath.

Lucas

Actually, I can't do that for awhile.

Brooke

What, bathe?

Lucas

No, you know, sex.

Brooke

Wow, that sucks. A little cardio maybe just what ya need. What?

Lucas

I'm going to need some time to figure some stuff out.

Brooke

Whatever you need, I'm here for you.

Lucas

Yeah, see, that's the thing.

Brooke

Are you breaking up with me?

Lucas

I just think it's the best thing for right now.

Brooke

Maybe for you.

Lucas

Brooke, I'm sorry.

Brooke

Apparently not enough.

Brooke

Hey.

Peyton

You're out late.

Brooke

Lucky thing you finding Lucas like that. If you hadn't come along, who knows what might have happpened.

Peyton

(nodding) Everything turned out okay.

Brooke

No, not really. I don't know what hurts worse: you and Lucas sneaking around behind my back or you lying about it to my face.

Peyton

Brooke.

Brooke

No. The next time you want to steal my boyfriend, [points to the computer] you might wanna turn that thing off. I went into his room to check on him, and his computer was on. I know you two were together. He meant everything to me, Peyton. And I was ready to try to be his friend if that's what he needed. Now I don't really care if I see either one of you again.

Lucas

Brooke, I'm sorry.

Brooke

Yeah, sorry you got caught.

Lucas

No, I didn't mean to hurt you.

Brooke

You did not just say that to me.

Lucas

Look, we didn't plan any of this. It just happened.

Brooke

Go to hell!

Lucas

Brooke, I never meant to hurt you.

Brooke

That doesn't really matter, Lucas 'cause in the end, it all hurts just the same.

Peyton

Ta-da.[As she shows Haley dressed in the cheerleader outfit to Brooke]'

Brooke

Tutor girl, you look bitching.

Haley

Yeah, I kind of do, don't I?

Brooke

Now, get your suit hot tub therapy, both of you.

Nathan

Haley? What are you doing?

Haley

I'm kind of filling in for Teresa.

Nathan

Works for me. I gotta thing for cheerleaders.

Haley

Oh, yeah.

Mouth

I guess I should've told my parents I'd be out late. I'm not sure this was a good idea.

Brooke

Mouth, you've gotta live a little.

Mouth

No, its not that. I mean, a night with you is like flying first class. My life is coach. It's going to be hard going back to it.

Brooke

Thanks, but this gets old pretty quick. Trust me.

Mouth

Listen, Brooke, I don't know what's going on with you and Lucas, but he's a really good guy. I've never really been good at sports. I mean, I'm little, ya know, but when I decided I wanted to be a sports announcer, Lucas introduced me to the guys at the River Court, and he made me feel like I belonged. He has a good heart, and as far as I can tell, you do, too. I'd be surprised if you two couldn't work things out.

Brooke

Thank you.

Mouth

Well, I should get home. That stripper might call me.

Brooke

Mouth...

Mouth

Oh, right, for the charity thing.

Brooke

No, just 'cause.

Mouth

Hey, Brooke, thanks. This was the greatest night of my life.

Buy you a drink?

Brooke

Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before you dip into your shallow pool of wit, let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. You are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me because even your fantasy of me isn't interested in you.

Peyton

Brooke, what are you up to?

Brooke

You've been on my dad's boat before.

Peyton

Yeah! With you and your dad!

Brooke

Details! It's like driving a car but into water, without a speed limit.

Peyton

Brooke?

Brooke

Peyton. Look at us. Look at this day, We are practically a beer commercial! It would be wrong not to take it! So let's go. Hop on, bestest friend...

Peyton

What is that?

Brooke

This, Missy blond girl, is the Brooke Davis version of 'Spin the Bottle'. Only now, it's 'Spin the Body'. Watch. OK, you two have to make out. And last but not least; we have 'Five Minutes in the Elevator'.

Lucas

Isn't it 'Five Minutes in the Closet'?

Brooke

Yeah, if you're in junior high. But the great part about this is; you know how everybody has their elevator list?

Skills

What?

Brooke

Your elevator list! Come on! The list of people you're allowed to have sex with if you're ever stuck in an elevator with them.

Skills

"Halle Berry."

"Beyoncé."

Peyton

"Jack Black."

Mouth

Brooke Davis.

Brooke

Hey, be careful with that. It's Venetian, and I'm not talking Vegas. [to Mouth] You finding anything?

Mouth

Just this picture frame. [the frame still has a picture of Brooke inside].

Brooke

Just take it.

Mouth

No, I insist.

Brooke

Thanks Mouth.

Hi. We didn't recognize the address. We won't buy anything.

Brooke

It's ok, we sold my pride around 8:30. I'd rather see you wearing my clothes than these 50 year old wannabes. So I'll give you the good friend discount.

Brooke

How do you do it?

Nathan

Do what?

Brooke

You gave up your family's money to be poor, Nate.

Nathan

You know what they say Brooke, money can't buy love.

Brooke

Maybe so, but my mom sure had a good run renting it for a while.

Wait a second, you...you don't have a bed, do you? Did you...tell me, you didn't have sex in my bed, Brooke.

Brooke

I'm already washing your sheets.

Haley

Oh my god, oh, Brooke, uh!

Haley

The big deal is that, first of all, you did not thank me for helping you with the CDs, second of all, you had sex in my bed, and third, you ate all the brownies.

Anna

Actually, I had a couple.

Haley

That's not the point.

Brooke

Haley's right. The point is that I've been deceptive. Just not so much that I lied to anyone's face. It's more about what I didn't say.

Haley

Uh! Okay, there is a big difference between a lie, and a little white lie.

Brooke

Really.

Haley

Yeah.

Peyton

Okay. Wait, what white lie?

Haley

Nothing.

Brooke

Haley lied to Nathan!

Haley

Not exactly.

Brooke

Yes you did.

Peyton

About what?

Haley

Nothing.

Peyton

Haley.

Haley

[To Peyton] You know what? If we're talking about bad behavior, you might wanna sit this on out.

Peyton

What is that supposed to mean?

Haley

It's supposed to mean that Peyton's the one you should be looking at, not me.

Brooke

Why? She's not the one acting like a perfect little Stepford wife.

Haley

Uh!!!

Anna

Why are you picking on Haley? She's throwing us a slumber party.

Brooke

Actually, she was throwing us a slumber party. You just butted in!

Peyton

Brooke, leave her alone!

Brooke

Why?

Haley

[To Peyton] What are you gonna do? Snort her? Listen, I didn't throw this slumber party for you. You threw it for yourself and you know it!

Brooke

Well, at least I didn't lie to my husband, about hanging out with Chris.

Peyton

Whoah!

Haley

Brooke...well, Peyton did cocaine with that Rick-guy.

Peyton

Haley!

Brooke

What!

Peyton

You had sex in her bed.

Anna

Okay...

Brooke

What is wrong with you! Crack-whore!

Peyton

Slut!

Brooke

[points to Haley] Liar.

Brooke

So, thanks for breakfast...We should do this more often

Lucas

Do what?

Brooke

Be friends

Lucas

We're friends..

Brooke

Yeah, but we should BE friends more often

Lucas

I'd like that

Brooke

But no benefits

Felix

Brooke, just talk to me. Just tell me how you feel. I know it's scary and I know you had a hard time with Lucas. But just tell me if you can show me your heart. Because if you do, I'll guard it with my life. Just say okay.

Brooke

Okay.

Brooke

You're gonna help me?

Felix

Of course, Brooke. You're my girlfriend.

Brooke

Hmm, thanks.

Felix

Besides, I have to if we're ever going to have sex again.